Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

Good week to count your blessings. Both of them.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

This week, try to live your life based on the ad copy of a men's cologne. For example: "The mood of the sea, and the spirit of the wind" (Cool Water, by Davidoff) Or perhaps: "Disturb the equilibrium" (Catalyst for Men, by Halston)

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

Good week to sip tea. Remember to extend your pinkie!

Leo (July 23 - August 22)

Good week to snatch cookies when nobody's looking.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

Good week to act sneaky. Try glancing sidelong at people, or standing just out of sight.

Libra (September 22 - October 22)

Your cat will go thundering past you on the linoleum, but will miss the doorway by an inch or so. You will hear an odd "ping!" sound as his head hits the doorjamb. No harm will be done.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

A person of Irish descent will attempt to sell you something you don't especially want, this week. Strive to turn the conversation to Tilapia (a type of freshwater fish) -- you'll find it's his new hobby.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

Soon you will get into accounting, "just for the thrill of it."

Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)

This week you will finally reach the breaking point, since that incessant pounding from your new neighbor's place is driving you nuts! You will storm over there, but what you find will be very bad news indeed. Your new neighbor is the Energizer Bunny.

Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)

And old friend will call this week, who you haven't talked to in years. He'll remind you that you owe him money.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

Stay well clear of anti-tachyon beams, today.

The trident of the Roman sea-god shows Neptune as a vast, deep, mysterious and unknown force. Although the effects of Neptune can be seemingly nebulous, such obscure aspects can be dissolved by merging yourself into the vast ocean of oneness with the universe. If you are unable to pierce its mysteries there will be confusion, dishonesty, martyrdom, and indecisiveness.   Neptune appears to be a higher vibration of Venus, offering a deeper and more refined form of energy. When we are able to get in touch with some of the spiritual energies of Neptune, we can experience a higher degree of compassion, beauty, and divinity. Neptune was once known as Poseidon the Greek sea god who administered all the lakes and the rivers. Neptune turned himself into a stallion to woo the goddess Demeter when she became a mare, thus he has been called the inventor of horse racing. The planet Neptune bears its closest association with Pisces, the most watery of all the signs, and is particularly concerned with dancing and poetry. Neptune encourages imagination, sensitivity and idealism. Neptune Rules the Sign of Pisces On the downside:   Dishonesty, Martyrdom, and Indecisiveness in most affairs. Your good qualities include:   Sensitivity to the needs of others and Idealism Your lifes work:  Learning to use your creative imagination to the benefit of others, not just self. PISCES Your symbol is the Fish Swimming in opposite directions. Understanding yourself (and others)   When reading the personality description of your traits below, please keep in mind that the ones discussed here are mainly indicative of the influence of your element, and the influence of your ruling planet. The positions of the other celestial bodies at the very moment of your birth could change, or temper them to a vast extent.   MUTABLE--Twelfth sign of the Zodiac--WATER SIGN Feburary 20 to March 20   The upstream of the two fish show that you fight against the 'currents'; that you make an effort to overcome the negative aspects and happenings in your life by looking for inspiration, while at the same time you are willing to share those inspirations with others. Perhaps pushing yourself and others too hard.   The fish in the opposite direction suggest exactly what you would think; you feel, sometimes, as though everyone will eventually get to the point they are aiming for so why put forth the effort. The downstream fish does not have a goal or very much ambition but, Basically, the upstream one has a point to its life but can push so hard that it completely misses the mark.   The contradictions in your nature show that you are plotting a course to your objectives while the other side of you says, "why bother"?, This type of inner turmoil can cause you to give people all manner of impressions about you, such as: A genuine altruist to a subtle manipulator, or from the mystic to the misfit. The cause of these misleading impressions are your inner sense of feeling that all is one and one is all; you can do anything, or be anyone. In other words, you can be all things to all people.   You are a caring and sympathetic human being but rather than let the world know just how soft hearted you are you have found many ways to camouflage your immense sensitivity. This is also the trait that lets you present one thing as being another, done so that you can enlighten those who listen to you and look to you for help.   You make good, loving parents and your sensitivity allows you to understand the emotional needs of your children. Some Pisceans do not make good wives or husbands as they find it hard to give up their favorite game of flirting and the ego boost of getting a response from the opposite sex. It is hard to respond to a partner, on any level, when you are caught in a net of the fear of being found out.   You are good at understanding others and yourself, more so than any other sign. This is also the sign of the true, and gifted, mystic.You are appreciative of people in all walks of life although you occasionally complain about their ways you usually go back into your usual mode of acceptance, giving everyone the right to act for themselves. You root for the underdog and champion lost causes but they only serve to remind you that joy and sorrow are one and sensitivity is synonymous with suffering.